New favorite one take

Kinja'd!!! "jjhats" (ssaxman)
04/05/2016 at 16:31 • Filed to: None

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Holy Shit! so many take aways

car makes more power with esc off

mismatched all season tires

i cooked the brakes yesterday

cold air intake

i chose this over a fiesta st

0-60 in 5.6 S

i take down bmw 328i

270whp

modded lease


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 16:34

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yea, this kid was a shit show from start to finish.

the HP numbers i MAY have been given him the benifit of the doubt...217 and 270... you have friggen matt farah beside you, Id probably say something stupid like tht. but then racing BMWs, Auto, lease? no


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 16:38

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yeah...i clicked on the video with my eyebrow raised then looked at some of the comments and then just exited out. I’ll save myself the trouble from watching this


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
04/05/2016 at 16:41

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its very entertaining


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 16:52

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Kids these days


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:03

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Yeah, dude was clueless. Farrah was trying to be nice, but come on, 5.6 to 60 is a bold lie.


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:16

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270whp

LOLNO


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > bob and john
04/05/2016 at 17:19

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“The transmission got a lot faster after I did the exhaust. I was confused”

This is making me so happy.


Kinja'd!!! Probenja > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:20

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Let’s add:

Darkened tail lights

Automatic (ok because it’s LA)

Matt says the tires weren’t safe, he says eh.

I drive like I will never return it


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:21

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hot air intake cone filter zip tied to coolant hose


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:31

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I... Just... But... LOL!


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:32

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I’d like to counter with this other recent One Take, which might ACTUALLY be the best one ever. Such relief after the Kia one. This car is incredibly well done, wildly unique, and owned by a passionate, humble guy who really knows what he’s talking about.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:32

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Best comment

You picked an auto Kia Koup over a Fiesta ST. I’m guessing cars aren’t your Forte.


Kinja'd!!! Montalvo > bob and john
04/05/2016 at 17:35

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I couldn’t bother watching all of it but Matt did at least did give the kid a dose of reality when he compared it to a Fiesta ST.


Kinja'd!!! Montalvo > RyanFrew
04/05/2016 at 17:44

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That guy was one of my favorites and he sealed the deal for me the second I saw that gated shifter. Also I loved that S54 powered E30. Those two cars looked really fun.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 17:59

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Haven’t watched it, but is it as cringey as the Prius one?


Kinja'd!!! DylanToback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/05/2016 at 18:02

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I thought this was much worse. At least the Prius guy did not seem to be under the impression that his car was fast. He just seemed like a normal guy who wanted to make his daily a bit more entertaining.


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/05/2016 at 18:43

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WAY more. To quote him:

“I’ll be honest Matt a 335i will beat me in a race but 328i are fair game”


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > jjhats
04/05/2016 at 21:40

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217* WHP


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Takuro Spirit
04/05/2016 at 21:44

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Its one of those mods that doesn’t work.


Kinja'd!!! theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/06/2016 at 12:44

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HAHA I didn’t know about the Prius one.. that was painful.
This is worse. I felt bad for the kid. Matt was really biting his tongue with some of the kids comments.


Kinja'd!!! Monkey B > jjhats
04/12/2016 at 15:53

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there’s nothing noteworthy beating a late model 328i in a straight line.